There once was a baby
That resembled a duck.
"How rude!" you're thinking,
Which is just my luck.
But it's true, I tell ya.
I'll prove it to you.
Take a good look
At the next picture in view.
Now you're thinking , "She's yellow"
"So I guess that makes sense".
But it's more than that
Ladies and gents.
If you look even closer
Here, I'll zoom in for you
You'll realize something...
That's one big poo!